United Kingdom Taxes

We were recently sent the information below and normally we would ignore political messages but this seemed to have some relevance with today’s problems here in the UK.

As a distributor for UK manufacturers we have noticed a rapid increase in factories closing down and products becoming unavailable.  The UK has offered quality products with innovative designs for a long time but now that is all in jeopardy.

Can we make a difference or is it too late?
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed .

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat .

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass .

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough

When he screams and shouts;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid .

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax .

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax  (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax  (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax  (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Heating Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax and his pension
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells
Telephone Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax .
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!


Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago . . .
& our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world .

We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the Hell happened?

Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don’t forget the relatively new bank charges ..
And we all know what we think of Bankers .